Our Menu
Starters
$18
Award-Winning Chicken Wings
12 naked wings served plain or tossed in Buffalo, BBQ, Spicy Garlic, Honey Chipotle, Fire Dry Rub, Carolina Reaper, or Hot Honey. Celery & carrots, choice of ranch or bleu cheese.
$18
$16
Cheese Steak Egg Rolls
Philly steak cooked with finely diced onions and American cheese served w/ spicy ketchup or chipotle ranch
$16
$9
Beer Battered Onion Rings
Served w/ choice of ranch, honey mustard, or chipotle ranch
$9
$7
Basket of House Potato Chips
Served w/ choice of ranch or chipotle ranch
$7
Salads
$14
Garden
Eggs, cucumbers, red onions, tomatoes, mixed cheese, pepperoncini, croutons
$14
$14
Cobb
Red onions, bacon, bleu cheese crumbles, tomatoes, egg
$14
$14
Greek
Kalamata olives, cucumbers, red onions, roasted red peppers, feta cheese, pepperoncini
$14
$14
Caesar
Chopped romaine, croutons, parmesan cheese, Caesar dressing
$14
Add grilled, blackened or fried chicken, grilled or blackened salmon*, scoop chicken salad $7
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Add grilled, blackened or fried chicken, grilled or blackened salmon*, scoop chicken salad $7
Dressings available: Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Honey Mustard, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Sesame Vinaigrette, 1000 Island, Greek Vinaigrette
House Specialities
$18.50
109 Chestnut Chicken Sandwich
Thinly sliced chicken breast w/ sautéed onions, mushrooms, provolone, chipotle aioli, wedge roll
$18.50
$18 add pimento cheese $1
Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich
Fried chicken tossed in Hot Honey sauce and topped with jalapeño coleslaw, potato roll
$18 add pimento cheese $1
$17.50
The Reuben
Corned beef w/ Swiss cheese, kraut & 1000 island on rye
$17.50
$18
Grilled Salmon Sandwich*
Lettuce, tomato, choice aioli (chipotle, garlic, remoulade), potato roll ♣
$18
$18.50
Hot Roasted Pork Sandwich
Thinly sliced pork tenderloin w/ sautéed spinach, provolone, fried onions, garlic aioli, Au Jus, wedge roll
$18.50
$18.50
Philly Phanatic Cheese Steak
Sautéed onions, mushrooms, American cheese, wedge roll
$18.50
$17
General’s Hand-Cut Chicken Tenders
Plain or tossed in wing sauce, side of ranch or bleu cheese dressing
$17
$18.50
Southwest Chicken Pita
Blackened, bacon, jalapeño, pepper jack, fried onion, lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli
$18.50
$17.50
Greek Chicken Pita
Grilled chicken, lettuce, red onions, roasted red peppers, Kalamata olives, hummus, feta, tzatziki
$17.50
$17.50
Ft. Fisher Fish & Chips
Guiness-battered cod served w/tartar sauce and lemon wedge
$17.50
$16.50
Smarty Jones Chicken Salad Sandwich
House-made chicken salad w/ lettuce & tomato, whole wheat bread
$16.50
$17 add bacon $1
Grown-Up Grilled Cheese
Provolone & Swiss cheeses, roasted tomato, basil pesto, ciabatta bread
$17 add bacon $1
$18.50
Honest Abe Chicken Sandwich
Thinly sliced chicken breast w/ roasted red peppers, provolone cheese, basil pesto, wedge bread
$18.50
Choice of House Potato Chips, Penny Slaw OR for $2.50 sub Onion Rings, Side Salad or Fruit
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Choice of House Potato Chips, Penny Slaw OR for $2.50 sub Onion Rings, Side Salad or Fruit
Burgers
Two 1/4 pound Angus Beef Burgers stacked on a potato roll, choose your style
$17.50
Classic Pub Style Burger
Lettuce, tomato, onion, choice of cheese
$17.50
$18.50
Black & Bleu Burger
Blackened w/ bacon, bleu cheese, garlic aioli, lettuce, tomato, fried onion
$18.50
$18.50
Southwest Burger
Blackened w/ bacon, jalapeño, pepper jack, chipotle aioli, fried onion, lettuce, tomato
$18.50
$17.50
BBQ Burger
Cheddar, bacon, fried onion, BBQ sauce, lettuce, tomato
$17.50
$17.50
Bacon Boomer Burger
Sautéed onions & mushrooms, bacon, Swiss cheese, garlic aioli
$17.50
$17.50
Pimento Burger
Lettuce, tomato, fried onion, pimento cheese, pickles
$17.50
Choice of House Potato Chips, Penny Slaw OR for $2.50 sub Onion Rings, Side Salad or Fruit
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Choice of House Potato Chips, Penny Slaw OR for $2.50 sub Onion Rings, Side Salad or Fruit
Kids Meals $8
Cheeseburger
Chicken Tenders
Grilled Cheese
Choice of House Potato Chips, Penny Slaw OR for $2.50 sub Onion Rings, Side Salad or Fruit. For children 12 & under only, no adults.
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Choice of House Potato Chips, Penny Slaw OR for $2.50 sub Onion Rings, Side Salad or Fruit. For children 12 & under only, no adults.
Because we have only nine tables, we kindly ask guests to be mindful of how long they remain after finishing their meal and settling the check during busy times. We may ask you to free up the table so we can seat the next party. Thank you for understanding and helping us serve everyone.
Unpopular House Rules
Be nice to people, which includes our employees!
Because we have only nine tables, we kindly ask guests to be mindful of how long they remain after finishing their meal and settling the check during busy times. We may ask you to free up the table so we can seat the next party. Thank you for understanding and helping us serve everyone.
We do not control the parking lot next door.
We charge $2.00 to split any item, $0.75 for any extra sauce requests, and a 20% Service Charge for parties of six or more.
Please tell us if something isn't right, we take pride in the quality of our food and service but cannot fix it if we don't know.
Items can be cooked to order.
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*** Notice ***
Items can be cooked to order.
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness*
Please inform your server if you have any food allergies and we will do our best to accommodate your needs.** However, if your allergy is extremely severe please understand we do not have separate allergy-friendly food preparation areas in our kitchen.
♣ Specialty Aioli - Garlic, Chipotle
All sauces & aioli will be served on sandwiches unless requested otherwise.
We charge $2 to split any item, option not available for To Go Orders
$0.75 for any extra sauce requests
20% Service Charge added to parties of six or more
BEER
WE SUPPORT LOCAL BREWERIES
Please check the daily draft list on your table or ask about the available drafts & cans from some of our favorites in town
Domestic Bottles & Additional Craft Beverages
BUDWEISER - BUD LIGHT - MILLER LITE - MICHELOB ULTRA - YUENGLING - COORS LIGHT - GUINNESS - CORONA - MODELO ESPECIAL - BLUE MOON - BULL CITY CIDER - BOLD ROCK APPLE CIDER - WHITE CLAW - ATHLETIC BREWING NON-ALCOHOLIC
Speciality Cocktails
$14
Hibiscus Margarita
ESPOLON BLANCO TEQUILA, GRAN MARNIER, SIMPLY SHORTY'S HIBISCUS SOUR MIX*, SALT RIM
$14
$14
The Penny Punch
MUDDY RIVER COCONUT RUM, DARK RUM, PINEAPPLE & ORANGE JUICE, COCONUT WATER, HOUSE-MADE STRAWBERRY PUREE
$14
$13
Strawboozy Lemonade
END OF DAYS VODKA, LEMONADE, HOUSE-MADE STRAWBERRY PUREE
$13
$13
The Cooper Crush
SUNSHINE PUNCH ORANGE CREAM RUM, STOLI VANILLA, OJ, SPRITE
$13
$13
The Azalea
TITO'S VODKA, DRAGON FRUIT SYRUP, SPLASH GINGER ALE, LEMON
$13
$13
Cosmic Peach
DEEP EDDY PEACH VODKA, COINTREAU, WHITE PEACH CRAN, LIME
$13
$13
Penny Pear Mule
GREY GOOSE PEAR VODKA, SPLASH LIME, GINGER BEER
$13
$13
Cucumber Refresher
KETEL ONE CUCUMBER MINT VODKA, COINTREAU, SPLASH SOUR, LIME WHEEL
$13
$14
Sweet Heat Rita
ESPOLON BLANCO TEQUILA, GRAN MARNIER GUAVA NECTAR, HOUSE-MADE HOT HONEY SOUR, SALT RIM
$14
$14
Espresso Martini
END OF DAYS VODKA, COFFEE LIQUEUR, LUNA CAFFE COLD BREW
$14
Want something different? Try our monthly cocktail!
*PUREES & SYRUPS ARE MADE BY SIMPLY SHORTY USING LOCALLY HARVESTED INGREDIENTS - FOLLOW @SIMPLYSHORTY ON INSTAGRAM
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Want something different? Try our monthly cocktail!
Wine
$10
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$35
CHATEAU SOUVERAIN PINTO NOIR
$10
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$35
$9.5
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$35
DARK HORSE CABERNET SAUVIGNON
$9.5
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$35
$9.5
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$33
APOTHIC RED BLEND
$9.5
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$33
$9.5
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$33
LA JOLIE FLUER ROSE
$9.5
/
$33
$10
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$35
STARBOROUGH NZ SAUV BLANC
$10
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$35
$9.5
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$33
DARK HORSE CHARDONNAY
$9.5
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$33
$9.5
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$33
ECCO DOMANI PINOT GRIGIO
$9.5
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$33
$9.5
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$33
CANYON ROAD MOSCATO
$9.5
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$33
